The TV you should watch this weekend
WHETHER you're into reno madness, little show-offs or oiled-up Aussies running amok, there really is something for everyone on the box this weekend.
We've sorted through the guide so you don't have to.
GOLDIE SHORE: RADGIES TO RICHES
Need a Geordie Shore fix? Well, you're in luck because Aussies Dee Nguyen, Nick Murdoch, Alex Macpherson and Chrysten Zenoni who starred on the most recent season filmed Down Under have scored their very own short-form spin-off jam-packed with A-list events, and a run-in with Kyle Sandilands. All eight eps have dropped, so crack open a fresh box of wine and enjoy the debauchery.
Available to stream exclusively on Foxtel on Demand
JOANNA LUMLEY'S TRANS-SIBERIAN ADVENTURE
In the final instalment, Joanna visits Lake Baikal, one of the deepest lakes in the world, skols vodka with a fisherman and bumps into a gaggle of Russian models. As you do.
SBS, Saturday, 7.30pm
Richard Gere, Laura Linney, Steve Coogan and Rebecca Hall star in this drama that centres around two sets of parents, a fancy dinner and a conversation about the heinous things their sons committed together. Expect stunning performances from an outstanding cast.
Foxtel's Masterpiece Movies, Saturday, 8.30pm
Fancy a creepy story about a wicked stepmum? Well, you're in for a treat. Rebecca Osbourne seems charming at first, but disaster is in store for her new groom Jerry Osbourne. He really should have listened to his kids …
Foxtel's TLC, Saturday, 8.30pm
EVERYTHING'S BETTER THAN A HOOKER
This French documentary looks at the horrific murder of Swedish sex worker Eva-Marree Kullander Smith who was stabbed to death by the father of her children during a meeting with social services.
Foxtel's Crime + Investigation, Saturday, 9.30pm
This 2017 Oscar-nominated drama starring Octavia Spencer, Taraji P Henson and Janelle Monae pays tribute to the African-American women who were vital to NASA's space program in the '60s.
Foxtel's Masterpiece Movies, Sunday, 6pm
Watch five Aussie couples transform The Gatwick, an iconic rundown Melbourne hotel built in 1937, into a real estate dream none of us can afford. The first challenge: deliver an amazing bedroom within 48 hours. The prize: first dibs on the apartments on offer, of course.
Nine, Sunday, 7pm
LITTLE BIG SHOTS
Precocious pint-sized performers? Check. Jaw-dropping talents? Yep. Shane Jacobson cracking gags? You betcha! Keep your eyes peeled for five-year-old woodchopper Archie and nine-year-old bubble boy Felix!
Channel 7, Sunday, 7pm
ALL AUSSIE ADVENTURES
Russell Coight is back and this week he rescues a group of Girl Guides, catches up with an Aboriginal mate for some bush tips and deals with a dangerous snake in a shed. What a perfect way to finish the weekend.
Channel 10, Sunday, 7.30pm
Steve and his gang of bumbling misfits are officially Australia's dumbest crooks, but that doesn't stop their bind optimism as they hatch hairbrained plans to do no good. Who knew watching failure could be so fun?
Channel 10, Sunday, 8pm
As Jack gets closer to the truth, his investigation threatens to tear his world apart. If you wanna know what that means, you know what to do …
ABC, Sunday, 8.30pm
MILLION DOLLAR LISTING NEW YORK
Eye-watering NYC real estate and hunky brokers? Does life get any better? This week Fredrik lists an infamous Chelsea townhouse with an eccentric seller, Ryan entrusts a Park Slope listing to a brand new agent and Steve has new strategy that could make or break his future.
Foxtel's ARENA, Sunday, 8.30pm