‘You’re going to die screaming’
This place is exactly what the name suggests - except it's probably worse than you can imagine.
Just 33 kilometres off the coast of Brazil near Sao Paulo, Snake Island is so dangerous, humans are forbidden from going there. Few would dare anyway.
It's teeming with snakes. Not just any snakes: golden lancehead vipers. These are the most venomous vipers in the world, with venom so potent it could melt flesh.
Up to 4000 of the small but deadly creatures slither around the island, which humans fled a century ago. Brazilian authorities give permission to only a few scientists to visit each year. Navy patrols make sure no other humans get close.
When a 60 Minutes producer convinced Tara Brown to visit the nightmarish island for a report that aired tonight, people tried to warn her against it.
"I'm always excited about adventure and new destinations and this was sold as a pretty exciting one, and a unique opportunity to see a special habitat that's highly protected," Brown told news.com.au. "Then I was told there were 4000 of some of the world's most deadly snakes on the island.
#60Mins are the first Australian media granted special access to Snake Island. Trekking through the jungle with a research team led by Professor Bryan Fry, who will capture, tag and milk the snakes to study their venom. pic.twitter.com/MgZZ9FiRHi— 60 Minutes Australia (@60Mins) March 24, 2019
"When we're speaking to local fisherman, they told us, 'That's not a good idea, you don't want to go there'. There are legends about a whole family being killed there, and of pirates burying treasure on the island and the snakes being put there to protect the treasure.
"The fishermen said they never went there, or they would die."
Other warnings came from experts, such as Australian molecular biologist Bryan Fry, who Brown followed on a research mission to the island.
"With these snakes it will be a particularly painful death. You're going to die screaming," he told Brown in the report.
Brown and her team were the first Australian media to step foot on Snake Island, formally called Ilha da Queimada Grande. It took six months to get permission to join Dr Fry and his team on the visit.
"We also went with a medical crew, which was a requirement," Brown said. "A full medical team, an ambulance on the mainland on standby, a defibrillator, anti-venom, respirators. Everyone took it quite seriously."
There is said to be between one and five golden lanceheads per square metre on Snake Island. Brown certainly encountered them as she and the researchers climbed the steep, difficult terrain, deep into the rainforest.
"I've never really dealt with snakes. I thought, look, they're not my favourite thing but surely I'll be OK," she told news.com.au.
"I discovered I'm pretty spineless. The setting is very remote, it's very hot, highly vegetated, and you're pulling yourself up to get to the top.
"To my mind, there could be a snake anywhere and you're always on high alert, and a big part of me was saying, 'Oh no, please don't let there be a snake there'."
The camera followed Brown during some particularly tense moments on the island. At one point she managed to hold a golden lancehead as it - safely - slept.
While seeing snakes on Snake Island was no surprise, what was perhaps unexpected was the remarkable story behind them.
No snakes in the world are quite like the golden lanceheads on Snake Island. As Brown's report explained, since sea levels rose 11,000 years ago and cut them off from the mainland, the golden lanceheads evolved a little differently.
"They're different to their mainland cousins in that they're five times more venomous and they are among the top 10 most poisonous snakes in the world," Brown said.
"They hunt and eat birds. Not the local birds, who have become too smart for them, but larger migratory birds, boobies, who come by on their migration. And the snakes' venom has become more potent because their prey is bigger.
"It's an incredibly interesting evolutionary experiment for scientists to observe. This is a laboratory in the wild, if you like. You see evolution at play."
Ironically, the feared golden lanceheads also play a crucial lifesaving role for humans.
Dr Fry and his team milked the vipers for their venom, firstly for the production of anti-venom. Brazil deals with a lot more snake bites than we do in Australia - about 30,000 a year, with 150 of them fatal.
But golden lancehead venom has also been used in the development of lifesaving medication, and could contribute to new ones in the future.
"There's a blood pressure medication (captopril) which was developed 40 years ago from the venom of lancehead vipers, which is an incredibly popular and widely used medicine today," Brown said.
The study of venom also allows scientists to track the wellbeing of the snakes. Land clearing on the Brazilian mainland has led to fewer birds passing by Snake Island on migration - and therefore less food.
And apart from scientists and the rare media team, the only other people seemingly determined to visit Snake Island are poachers, who can fetch $30,000 a snake.
While it might not have been her ideal holiday, Brown said she came to respect the fearsome golden lanceheads, as well as the researchers who risked death to study them on Snake Island.
"While snakes are not naturally loveable to me, that doesn't mean I don't admire their resilience and how they respond to their environment," she said.
"We're seeing nature at play and there's a wonderment to that. And they are quite beautiful - from a distance."
Tara Brown's 60 Minutes report on Snake Island can be watched in full on 9Now.