How white before they're wrong?

NOW I know what they mean by too much.

There's always warnings about going ''too far'' with teeth whitening; to avoid at all costs ''American'' teeth.

They should hold up David Hasselhoff and his new girlfriend as examples of what not to do. Their teeth are so whiter-than-white on the pages of Hello! magazine that it makes their whole heads look superfluous. All you can see is the teeth.

David Hasselhoff is an American celebrity who, at 59, probably needs all the help he can get to keep up the lucrative appearance of an idealised buffed, bronzed, lifesaver hunk. He has a lot of teeth to think about and yellowed teeth are a dead giveaway of age.

In other words, the Hoff can be excused for the plastic smile.

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